do you ever want to just yell in someones face to date you
literally having nice hair is the biggest turn on ever
mom: so how do you know this person?
me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*
fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me
wanna take naps naked with you
Still true.. Awk.
I’ve been waiting so long to find this.
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
my life consists of being hungry all the time and being too lazy to do anything about it