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∞ChellieSmalls∞

Chelsea. 17. Senior. I enjoy long walks to the fridge and bike rides.


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trust:

do you ever want to just yell in someones face to date you




shouldnt:

literally having nice hair is the biggest turn on ever




teamrocketing:

mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*







sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me




funkies:

wanna take naps naked with you





kielbasa:

too true.

Still true.. Awk.





seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING


queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping




lubricates:

my life consists of being hungry all the time and being too lazy to do anything about it